In His Own Words
About Him
If you think Jukskei is a national sport or you're addicted to the redneck diaries then by all means just keep looking elsewhere! !
Why be normal like every other Tom, Dick and Gerrie!!
Im funny.. come find out for yourself!!
I once had a psychic girlfriend... but she broke up with me before we even met. . .
I have a son 7. Who I have on alternate weekends mostly.. he is the apple and naartjie of my life!!
Im funny
I make mistakes
I learn
Im funny!!
About His Ideal Match
U need to be able to laugh! ! ..
Friends first. . If u want kid's please press here-----》
and move swiftly on.. im a sports model.. no oopsies!!
Dont worry about your weight ..because it only came from one of two things. . either u were small and got big or you were big and got small and Please ladies stop walking around the house blaming your baby, looking at your high school picture saying.. look what u did to me!!
Weight limit 74.38kg
Open mindedness is a turn on. . I'll bring the mask!!
If you cant talk kak and have a laugh then im not for you.. i dont do drama and i cant fix your mind if its broken please repair before contacting me.. yes ups and downs exist but if u still crying over ex husbands boyfriend's get over it.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Makhanda (Grahamstown), Eastern Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
48 | |
Star Sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
178cm (5' 10.1") | |
Body Type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Balding | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Technical Diploma | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 40 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 178cm (5' 10.1") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Changes Often; Greying; Grey | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; Dutch; English; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Polish; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish | ||
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular; Heavy | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Wild; Out of control; It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outrageous; Outspoken; Quiet; Realistic; Shy; Silly; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Folk; Instrumental; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock |
Reading: |
I'm not keen |
Books: |
Non-fiction |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favourite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; News; Reality shows; Sport; Talk shows; Variety shows |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Acting; Auto repair; Board games; Card games |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Boxing; Camping; Chess; Cricket; Darts; Fishing; Pool; Rugby; Snooker; Swimming; Wrestling |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time Online: |
Once or twice a week |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish; Other; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness; Power; Sarcasm; Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work Aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Dream Home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Feelings about using Lulu's Love Shack Dating: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Very |
